Video camera stuck right in the train track

I don't know if the dude is lying down under the train or what, but this is as close to a train as you'll ever want to get

Trains aren't meant to do this

Usually one track is enough for one train.

Miracle Baby Survives Train Accident

An Austrailian mother watches her six month old son roll off the edge of subway station and into the path of a train. By some miracle the kid had no injuries except for a small bump on his head from the fall.

Drunk dude takes a nap on a busy rail track

He was so wasted he rolled down onto the tracks..and then decided that would be a good place to keep sleeping. Not a good idea!

Ultiamte Duck Face

There are some outrageous duckfaces all over Facebook, but there is one that outshines all the others. Congratulations, Steve. You win.

Rail of War

Skater Crushes Nuts on Rail

This guy hit the rail so hard he literally bounced off of it before faceplanting onto the concrete sidewalk.

Not the road

Maybe he missed the train and is trying to catch up to it..

Duck Sauce - "Big Bad Wolf"

A-Trak & DJ Armand Van Helden, aka Duck Sauce, go all a bit 'twilight Zone' in their music video for Big Bad Wolf where they give 'dickheads' a new meaning. In the tradition of creative videos such as Aphex Twin, Fatboy Slim & Daft Punk. Weird.

Epic Duck Faces

What the hell has someone done to these girls' faces? It looks like their lips have been injected with the Earth's supply of collagen and then slapped about with a swarm of electric eels.

Duck Face

What is it with some chicks and that duck face, huh? (don't excuse the pun). It's an insult to ducks, to lips, to the human face goddammit! Why not just smile, that's a lot cuter than looking a gurning retard. This is a great song though.

Grandma Slips in Duck Crap

Yo. Watch this old lady slip in duck crap.

Hehe

Duck Face

What is it with some chicks and that duck face, huh? (don't excuse the pun). It's an insult to ducks, to lips, to the human face goddammit! Why not just smile, that's a lot cuter than looking a gurning retard. This is a great song though.

Sweet train car

Now that's a comfy ride, complete with shops!

Duck With A Death Wish

A duck that could easily fly to the other side of the highway decides to be more adventurous and tries to walk it. I think what we have here is another bird species trying to play chicken?

Duck Face

What is it with some chicks and that duck face, huh? (don't excuse the pun). It's an insult to ducks, to lips, to the human face goddammit! Why not just smile, that's a lot cuter than looking a gurning retard. This is a great song though.

Skater Crushes Nuts and Tailbone on Rail

I'm no doctor, but I think this skater just ruined any chance he had of getting lucky with his boyfriend this weekend.

Mega Rail Slide FAIL!

This dude manages to ride over 100 feet of rail on his board but fails to notice the stop sign at the end of the track - WHOOPS!

Train takes a dive

The tracks go one way...this train went the other way.

Female Train Conductor Leaves Mic On

I train to marry spiderman

who would be able to keep an eye on this child

Crowded subway

I would NOT want to be waiting to catch that train!

Kids mess with a drunk cop on the train, then rob him

He's just trying to get home, but these teens have other ideas

Awesome old school military train set

Cooler than anything I ever had as a child

Man killed at a train crossing as he's completely oblivious to the train coming

He just runs right in front of that thing...how he didn't hear it is beyond me!

Police Pack Human Cargo In Japanese Train

The Cock Train?

Every Sperm Counts

Train vs Truck

Lucky no one was killed

Skater Rail Grind Nutshot To Faceplant

Sometimes you hit the rail...and sometimes the rail hits you, HARD! This inline skater proved he wasn't a wimp, but he left the door open on 'wuss.'

Ski Rail Nut Shot PAIN!!!

If you are gonna do some serious self-injury on yourself then i guess it should be on vacation (at least you can enjoy the view while you scream in pain!) This kid slips less than one second into a rail grind and lands nuts first on a steel rail.