Missing Teen: Friends Plead For Release

When you're a teenage and your BFF goes missing, it can be a really worrying experience. And, also, you know, gives you a chance to go on live TV and gossip about your classmates, because, like, that's what's really important. You know?

It's trying to escape!

Damn, one of the babies is getting away again. Lock it in the trunk!

Release The 'Wild Child'

'When she's hot she's hot, but when she's very hot she's HAWT!' - Lets be honest here guys any chick that is prepared to go the extra yard suddenly transforms into 'wild child' status and has the ability to make you drool!

The Junk Trunk

This thing rocks!!.. If I had me one of these fine gadgets I'd never leave the house without it, just thinking of the possibilities.. Take it to work, always get a seat on the bus, hell.. never stand in a line again.. Sign me up I'll take it!

Curly Tree

Can trees actually grow like this??

I've got myself a ho in the trunk!

Funny, she doesn't seem upset!

Soldiers searching a car find a goat in the trunk

That's where I keep all of my goats!

Secure Door

Whatever they keep in there is going to have a hard time getting out

dude with some junk in the trunk, and booze in the brain

dude with some junk in the trunk, and booze in the brain

Catch n' Release

Have you ever dropped a couple of real stinkbombs with no one around to appreciate it?

Wooden Wheels

Has the price of rubber gone up that much??

Paris out on the town..with her collar

She won't be going far with that thing on!

Tree Ass

That tree has such a round ass!

Trunk Lock

Nobody is getting in that trunk!

Tree Ate Sign

Just gobbled that sign right up!

All Aboard the Rotti Express

So many cute dogs, so little trunk space!

Extreme Subwoofer

A sub that'll blow your ears off

Car Beer Dispenser

Wherever this guy goes, there's a party

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