I knew i liked golf for a reason

Justin Bieber “Never Say Never”

The short but eventful life of Bieber has been filled with all that is truly great about the human spirit. Adversity, being really small and a bunch of other stuff that justifies the movie, so the producers can cash that cow.

NEVER Have Kids

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

Strangest Thing I've Ever Fapped To!

Ok, so the title could be a little misleading, but who reads this stuff anyway. Hello? This chick is insane but i must find her & impregnate her immediately before those persistant pussies flank her and get combat advantage. Game over. WTF!?!

Blonde Chick's Perfect Faceplant

Blonde stereotype: check - Accident location: check - Lets GO! She tries to skip over a gap in the sidewalk and ends up bouncing her face off the concrete - OUCH!

Hot Wheels Glow-in-the-Dark Chevrolet

Who wouldn't want a car that glows in the dark? So Hot Wheels have set out to make one, just like you'd get in their toy cars! They achieved this feat by using a hi-tech reflective vinyl wrap on the Chevrolet Camaro .

Lick That Dumpster

Looks delicious, what a treat!

Soft Erotic Clips

Soft Erotic Clips

Get an Eyefull

Daddy would be proud

Auto-Tune the News #8

Yes, it's back and it's awesome! The federal commission of T-Pain approves and I approve as well! They've hit their form again with No.8, so sit back and let their auto-tune madness wash over you like a wave of hilarity. Go on. LOL