Shop Lifter

The Five Finger Discount

KKK Supermarket

Probably not the best name to go with for your supermarket.

Sunshine Shopaholic

Start the game by choosing either the male or female character. Use the keyboard arrows to move your character and avoid your partner to collect your designer rewards.
Remember to bank using the spacebar but don't bank too early as the rewards increase in value.
Get your designer gear now and make sure your partner doesn't catch you!

Skeleton Mannequin

The best way to show products to people...or skeletons.

Grocery Store Vader

Since ruling the universe didn't pan out, he needed to find new work.

Yay, Dildos!

It's like some sort of "cheap" bin where you can get refurbs in basic packaging

badass grocery getter.

Delicious Vagina Food

This should probably be a fish place, not indian food.

Candy Shop Remix

A nice clip from LiquidGeneration. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes do it up in a remix of 50's song Candy Shop

Extreme Theft

Pretty ballsy to steal right in front of the employee. She isn't very observant, however.

barber shop by d.i.e

remix of candyshop by 50 cent. Worst lip singing ever!

Coffee shop people have no respect for the coffee shop

The guy working here is about to start killing people from annoyance

Men will show you just how to shop for a Palmtop

It's time to act just like kids again!

Auto Fuck

What a nice name for your auto shop to have!

Duch Gor

Uhmm......what is going on?

Half Price

Going out of homeless sale?

Would I look pretty in this?

That is a look of extreme happiness..I think

Pathetic Episode 1

This pet shop has everything, hamsters, wookies...

Target Madness

A flash about how to deal with customers at Target.

Wrong Bag

It's horrible when you grab the wrong shopping bag!

Bad Mechanic

This is why you never let the customer drive their car into the shop.

Dog Shopper

The little guy even has a tiny shopping card to push around

Poor Quality High Prices

I would totally shop there

Taken at a local shop

Not Supposed To Park There!

Everyone seems to be sitting there smoking and drinking like nothing is wrong!

Arnies Pizza Shop

Whos the guy laughin in the background? i think hes funnier than arnold.

Nude Car Shopping

Only in Europe would one get away with doing this.

Asian Butt Shop

The MacGyver hair salon

Get your hair cut here and you never know what you'll walk out with

Crazy Shop Girls

These two have a job where screwing off is just a normal part of the day!