Lettuce Tits

There's a salad I'd love to munch on

Reserved For Drunk Drivers

This could possibly be dangerous, as drunk drivers might actually park there!

Lindsey Lohan makes for a sexy Hermione

All the wizards are besides themselves once they catch a glimpse of this babe

Use The Damn Toilet

Must be a little drunk. Oh well, it's all porcelain.

Willie Gets Wasted

This is this kid's first time getting totally tanked, and you can really tell.

Shame Rock

Shame rocks are for all the losers who pass out early

Owned At Computer

Never pass out near expensive electronic equipement when your mean friends know where you are.

Pirates and Treasure

Sail the seven seas drunk on power and rum.

Graduation

The party is starting early! Pass me the bottle!

Hotttt

Nice set, babe!

Fucked Up Simpsons Parody

This is the whackist, craziest, weirdest parody of The Simpsons ever created. Wow.

Beer Pong Accident

Maybe the first time the paper has seen a listing for an accident during beer pong. Ah, crazy drunks.

Free Mammogram

This guy's business plan is bulletproof.

Kinky Nightmare

This story, while funny, definately has a moral to it

Diddy sneaks a peak

Well if they are right in front of you, how can you blame him

Ronald is a friend to all!

No matter if you're crazy, or drunk and passing out!

The Drunker They Are ...

... the harder they fall.

drunk clown

drunk cartwheel attempt.

Monster cleavage

Those are the biggest damn jugglies I've ever seen

Drunk Worker at Office Party

This chick talks crap about her boss when he's standing right behind her - Good way to get fired

drunk monkey

drunk cat

Are you drunk?

Biggest Boobs on Earth!

Must see to believe! A woman recently received breast implants that gave her the biggest boobs in the world!

99 Words For Boobs - Jennifer Love Hewitt Edition

A new version of the hilarious jingle that serves to enrich our vocabularies in the department of describing sweater puppies, this time around backdropped with the eye candy that is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Celebrity Karaoke: John Mayer "Waiting for Her Boobs To Hang"

In another installment of LG’s acclaimed Celebrity Karaoke series, John Mayer sings a little ode to Jessica Simpson’s fabulous breasts.

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drunk driver

drunk sleep