Still better than a day at work

hes trying to look sexy but failing more than the word failure can coomunicate.

It's Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It!

Experience the neck breaking thrusting of a chick launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose & it gets a LOT scarier with a sudden drop to the groin that would make even Rocky weep with pain - OMFG!

But I'm Not a father.

Webcomic. Happy Father's Day. Tom style. Tags: webcomics, comics, cartoon, funny, humor, father's day, pregnant

"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

Nuthin’ But a Glee Thang! (Are you gay?)

So, you been watching Glee lately? Really? Gay? If anyone asks, make some excuse about the hot girls in school uniforms or something, or watch Heather Morris and her crazy Glee gang homies doing Dr. Dre’s classic track.

It’s Lapdancing Jim, But Not As We Know It!

Experience the neck breaking thrusting of a chick launching her butt at your face at speeds that could break your nose & it gets a LOT scarier with a sudden drop to the groin that would make even Rocky weep with pain - OMFG!

Death To All But Metal

That is one smoking hawt teacher they have in this class, which must mean not much learning can be going on - Ergo, this is some awesome metal music video material! YES!

Bought Boots - But Lost Bra

Loona got herself some new knee high boots, she wanted to model them in her underwear but seems to have misplaced her bra. Yea, sometimes things going wrong is really so very, very right! Man this girl is hot!

Ben Loves Lasagna But Can't Say It

I love kids, they know what they want, but sometimes are lost for words when it comes to asking for it - Just wait until he gets older and tries to get it delivered - LMAO!

I Love You But......

You finally find the perfect girl and you feel as if your future is set for life, you gaze at her across the room and wouldn't change a thing about her......*wait! It's then you notice she has extremely hairy arms and your dream is shattered.

Cute Chick But STRANGE Eating Habits - OMG!

Meh, this is nothing, I eat about 10 of these for breakfast followed by a brunch of foetal mice dipped in the juice of a 1000 crushed weevils & the plucked hair of 35 tarantulas. If I'm still hungry I'll sink to a Denny's club sandwich.

Still Free - Marc Ecko Tags Air Force 1

The Art of Still Life

Artistic images made to look frozen in time and space.

I Still Have a Soul Motherf#cker!

Some of us live in the gutter but look to the stars, others live in the stars and look to the gutter. Boxing’s a great sport but homeless people beating each other up in a car park for food is a better sport. Get that on HBO!

Baby Spice's Still Bootyfull!

Emma Bunton, wow, i used to spend a LOT of my time in my bunk 'thinking' of her. She was always the cutest one from the Spice Girls & now she is a VERY yummy-mummy - It looks like she's definitely got better with age!

Jessica Alba Is Still Hawt!

So Jessica Alba says, "My bewbs are saggy..." and then complains about other ways in which her body is a disappointment. But looking at the video those alluring assets tell a completely different story, one of perkiness and beauty.

Ozzy's Still Got It!

Thanks to the Osbournes' recent television fame with their own reality show most of Ozzy Osbourne's fans these days probably think Black Sabbath is a breed of dog. Regardless he is off to Madame Tussauds to scare the bejesus out of them.

I Still Love You……..Chewbacca!

It’s a sad, sad day indeed for any actor to fall from public adoration, but even more of a biatch when the people you love abandon you – But don’t despair, it all ends happily ever after for the wookie with a tearful reunion – Fairy tales DO exist (kinda!)

Still More Halloween Babes

Avril Lavigne IS Still Smoking

She's definitely hawt and also annoying, but she looks good in these photos and not too much like a jumped up emo teen, which was always my main cause of hate!

Baby Spice's Still Bootyfull!

She was always the cutest one from the Spice Girls & it looks like she's got better with age - It puts a whole new meaning on 'Babysitting' :)

Still As Sweet Krissy

It seems like Sweet Krissy has been an internet fixture for as long as there has been an internet. It's certainly not hard to see why, and it's great to see that she's as killer hot as ever in this video. How could you ever get tired of looking at that?

But He Has Beer!

Ok so maybe that hitchiker is a homicidal maniac with a sharp axe, or a slasher movie villian wannabe sporting a chain saw, they have beer and they need a lift, where's the issue?

Seriously Hawt - But She Has To Die!

Oh God, she has one of those annoying huyur-huyur-huyur laughs that sound like she's struggling for oxygen, which after a few minutes spent in her company you'd probably be hoping for, not that I judge people on their laughter, but kill her!

Real Life Need for Speed

Looks like this guy's been playing way too many video games and now the fragile line between what is real and what it a video game has been blurred, so he starts racing round the streets. Let's just hope he doesn't go all GTA on us.

Hoverboard For REAL

Where's Michael J Fox when you need him? It looks like we might have a chance at Hoverboards by 2015. We're at least closer to it than the Cubs winning the World Series that year.

Hangin' Out With A Real Ninja

"Just hangin' out". Only true ninja-warrior badasses wear shorts like this. That's how you can tell them apart from the pretenders. This man is your neighbor, he will come round and steal your cereal. Fear his shorts.

Online Checkout – In Real Life

So doing your shopping online is meant to be so easy, saving you a trip to the store to battle it out with all the other stressed out consumers. But instead it’s a total ball-ache that makes you want to give up eating.

Real Life Mechanoid - WANT!

And so it begins... This awesome robot is like an extension of yourself, just like when Ripley gets in that metal crane in Aliens and beats down the Queen B. That could be you, fighting off hordes of alien beasts. I, for one, welcome etc, etc...