Death Wank

It’s a dangerous way to take Captain Picard to warp speed and now this guy meets his end in one of the most embarrassing ways. GOD forbid that your fapping material contains a picture of Justin Bieber.

Just As Nature Intended

Come on, have a little think about it, you don't really like those girls in films & magazines who have been airbrushed & retouched SO much that they probably don't exist! What you REALLY want is a girl-next-door type who really does live next door!

Huge Spider Owned By Rubber Band Shot

This is how REAL men deal with spiders, with a rubber band! You've got one shot to hit a huge spider before you embarrass yourself from shrieking and running away. Lets be honest here, i'd pick this option every time!

Lonely Dave: The Campaign Trail

Dave knows Hillary represents progress… and getting laid.

Senior Photoshoots

A photo that you can keep hold of into your old age, that you can look back on and gaze into the full majesty of your youthful prime. Unfortunately for this lot, their prime was not very majestic. Fortunately for us, it was very amusing.

Falsely Accused Prisoner Wins Award

Dewey Bozella was an amateur boxer who was convicted in 1983 and falsely imprisoned for a murder he didn't commit. It sounds like he could've been in The A-Team, but after spending over 20 years in jail he was released in 2009.

Olsen Twins at it again.

Never Gonna Give Up Trolling

Now this is a sublime piece of trolling. If you're going to bother trolling people you might as well do it in a masterful fashion, exuding consummate skill and prowess like a sleek ninja of the keyboard.

911 was apparently a stargate plot

Incredibly how completely insane people are in the world. The 9/11 attacks apparently was to open a portal to another world. Uh huh.

Best Vines of 2013 (So Far)

Twitter's video app Vines is perfect tool for comedy because you only get 5 seconds to tell the joke, so you have to work quickly -- this compilation is nearly 4 minutes long but it features around 44 examples, perfect for our attention deficit age.